realkaijuhavecurves:

vykodlak:

Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

adorkastock:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

flightyquinn:

theconcealedweapon:

Some other bangers;

• “Jack of all trades, master of none” … “but ofttimes better than a master of one.”
• “Blood is thicker than water.” “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb.”
• “Money is the root of all evil.” “The love of money is the root of all evil.”

there’s also “pull yourself up by the bootstraps” which conservatives are oh so fond of saying

bootstraps are, well, straps on your boots. you cannot physically pull yourself up by them, and that’s what the original phrase meant. “pulling oneself up by the bootstraps” is meant to be an impossible task

“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.”

The second part really matters.

theydjarin:

theydjarin:

Bird watching

spicymancer:

Monster Researcher Eclair and the Riddle of the Sphinx.

unclefather:

depsidase:

America

serenityfails:

serenityfails:

he painted them more than once… these old guys are married i know it

hello.

bonyassfish:

test-tube-super-baby:

Norman Rockwell

Untitled (Two Gentleman Sharing A Pot Of Coffee) C. 1930

What if we were sharing a pot of coffee…and we were both gentlemen…

permissiontogoafterhim:

I’m warning you, I’m a lethal killing machine.

frostbitebakery:

fox-trot:

phantom-of-the-keurig:

I know in my heart this is what Cody looks like when shinies burst into his quarters at 3:23 am to tattletale on their squad mate

What Marshal Commander Cody wears in the sanctuary of his own quarters is his own business

Perhaps they have better luck with their General…

tittyinfinity:

tittyinfinity: